Today i am going to talk about choir. Although choir may seem like a pretty chill-ax class to be in, you would be surprised by the amount of bitchiness that occurs in the soprano section.
Every girl is secretly competing to get their voices heard, and to one-up the person sitting next to them. Simply singing is never enough, you must also tune yourself into the voices of everyone around you, if not ,how could you ever pass proper judgement on them? while simultaniously convincing yourself that their voices fall inferior to your own. don't get me wrong i have many friends that occupy the soprano section, its just that i am sick of all the pent-up jealousy and anger. Its like a tornado waiting to happen. I keep expecting that one day we will all just lunge (and attempt to claw each others hair out) at each other in a perfect imitaion of lindsey lohan in Mean Girls (the animal scenes). But despite all this frustration, i like to think that i rise above the pettyness. After all i am obviously the best.