Titles and Accents

I was thinking of titling my story: The Truth Hurts. Other options could be, Painful Revelations, or Catching Myself.

Accents have got to be the most attractive things ever. even if someone is five feet tall, kind of ugly and unnecissarily rude chances are i would still find them extremely attrative. here is the order of attractiveness 1. British 2. irish 3. Australian, so basically if you fall under these categories you have the priviledge of being on the top of my list.
I think voices in general have to be some sort of turn on. now generally i like low, bass voices but a really good tenor voice (like Micheal Bubble) can be extremely sexy.

Ok, enough on that incredibly akward subject. Don't really know why i decided to write about that, but alas i did. Today i have a cross country meet at Highlands, the only problem is that it rained today and Highlands is primarily a hilly, dirt course. Mud! This thought both worries and excites me, because i have never really fallen in the mud before. Sure i have steped in it and gotten it on my cloths occasionally, but as far as getting shit faced in mud and submerging my entire body in mud, well that has yet to happen. So, if i pack it during my race today i will at least benefit from the experience, and hopefully i can pull down some of the competition.